Friday, September 25, 2015

In That Case, Sir, You Are Free to Go

Man Is Facing Felony Rap For Spoon Theft: SEPTEMBER 25--A man arrested last night for stealing a spoon from a Walmart told Florida cops that he swiped the utensil because he “needed one to eat his Captain Crunch with.”

3 comments:

Jeff Meyerson said...

And please, take this complementary bottle of milk.

Jeff

Rick Robinson said...

stealing a spoon is a felony? Really ?????

Don Coffin said...

Richard--The "three-strikes" rule strikes again--it's only a felony because he has 2 prior felony convictions. I think jaywalking would have been a felony under Texas law. (He could also be sentenced to life for this.)