Saturday, June 18, 2016

Miss Mary Ann King, R. I. P.

‘Romper Room’s’ Miss Mary Ann dies at 82: “Miss Mary Ann” King never stopped reminding people how special they are. Long after she left the children’s television show “Romper Room,” King continued to carry her Magic Mirror, a prop she peered through to list the names of the special viewers at home. She brought it with her on errands later in life for the people who never heard their name on air.

The Weird Week in Review

The Weird Week in Review: Great gator pic and story to lead things off.

Song of the Day

I'LL GET OVER YOU -----CRYSTAL GAYLE - YouTube:

Forests That Look Like They Belong in a Fantasy Novel

8 Real-World Forests That Look Like They Belong in a Fantasy Novel 

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What a Guy

Someone Screamed 'Free Bird' At A Bob Dylan Show and He Actually Performed It 

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John Tiger (Walter Wager), Death Hits the Jackpot, Avon, 1954

I Miss the Old Days

The Great Mego Playsets of the 1970s   

Link via Neatorama.

Or Maybe Not

49 Underrated Books You Really Need To Read

And In The Centre Ring: Mongo the Magnificent!

And In The Centre Ring: Mongo the Magnificent!

Friday, June 17, 2016

Ronnie Claire Edwards, R. I. P.

Variety: Ronnie Claire Edwards, best known for her portrayal of Corabeth Godsey in the 1971 series “The Waltons,” has died, according to a post on her Facebook page. She was 83. Edwards made her debut in the third season of “The Waltons” as a mousy spinster who, after some persuasion from John (Ralph Waite) and Olivia (Michael Learned), hesitantly marries storekeeper Ike Godsey after his proposal following their first date. She appeared in over 100 episodes.

Joaquin Jackson, R. I. P.

www.mystatesman.com: Joaquin Jackson, a 27-year Texas Ranger veteran who gained renown after gracing the cover of Texas Monthly magazine, died Wednesday in Alpine at the age of 80.

Crime Down Under

Sydney’s Jazz Age Criminal Queens Ruled the Streets With Razors 

Song of the Day

The Cadillacs - Speedoo (1955) - YouTube:

The Story of Korla Pandit

How a Black Man From Missouri Passed as an Indian Pop Star: Korla Pandit's true identity wasn't discovered until after his death.

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Investigate Sherlock Holmes's Crime-Solving Techniques

Investigate Sherlock Holmes's Crime-Solving Techniques With This Infographic 

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Anonymous, Madeleine, Pyramid, 1952

Was June 1981 the greatest month of movies in the ‘80s?

It's good to be the king: Was June 1981 the greatest month of movies in the ‘80s?

I Miss the Old Days

Retrospace: Ads #88: Hairvertising

The True Story Behind 'The Natural'

The True Story Behind 'The Natural' 

FFB: The Brass Cupcake -- John D. MacDonald

Now and then I like to read a book by John D. MacDonald just to remind myself of how good he was.  The Brass Cupcake was his first novel, and while it's not as strong as some of the later ones, it's still topnotch.  I have a couple of editions, and the one pictured on the left is the one I read this time.

Cliff Bartells was a cop in Florence City,  Florida, until the corruption became too much for him.  It's 1950, but already the syndicate is in town and things are starting to change.  So Cliff resigned (the "brass cupcake" is a derogatory term for his badge), and now he's an insurance adjuster.  It's not an exciting life, but it's something he's good at.

And then things get exciting.  A wealthy tourist is murdered, and her jewelry is missing.  It's expected that the killer will make an offer to sell the jewelry (worth $750,000) back to the insurance company, and Cliff is assigned to make the buy.  As a result, he meets the tourist's beautiful niece, Melody Chance, who's a real MacDonald woman (beautiful, hearty appetite, great figure, independent [up to a point]).  You can guess what happens between them, but along the way there's another woman, Letty, and we see how far Cliff will go to get the jewelry and solve the murder.  Cliff is the first-person narrator of the novel, and some of his descriptions of Letty are, well, let's say not as flattering as those of Melody.  There's a third woman, too, the one who wants to marry Cliff.  She's needy and clingy, and the descriptions of her aren't flattering, either.  Another guy at Cliff's office loves her, and Cliff's advice to him at the end of the novel will set feminists' blood to boiling.

This might be MacDonald's first novel, but the writing is swell, the pacing is great, there's some convincing action, and a lot of things that made his work so appealing in the later novels are there.  If you think his environmentalism was something that came along later, you don't have to read any further than this book to learn that it was always there.  

John D. MacDonald is the writer who inspired me to begin collecting paperbacks 50 years ago.  Reading this book again reminds me of why I was so powerfully affected.  JDM has a lot to answer for.

Thursday, June 16, 2016

First It Was the Thin Mint Melee

Watch a Williamsburg, Brooklyn, supermarket brawl started by a hoverboarding customer  

Hat tip to Jeff Meyerson.

Once Again Texas Leads the Way

Unique home listing includes person in a panda suit in every picture   

Hat tip to Deb.

Twenty Questions With Patti Abbott

One Bite at a Time: Twenty Questions With Patti Abbott  

Link via Kevin Tipple.

Free for Kindle for a Limited Time

The Lanvin Murders (Vintage Clothing Mysteries Book 1) by [Sanders, Angela M.]The Lanvin Murders (Vintage Clothing Mysteries Book 1) - Kindle edition by Angela M. Sanders. Mystery, Thriller & Suspense Kindle eBooks @ Amazon.com.  All Portland vintage clothing store owner Joanna Hayworth wants to do is turn her back on the modern world and retreat into a carefully curated life of satin cocktail gowns, icy martinis, and old movies. 

But when Joanna finds a key in a 1930s Lanvin coat cast off by an ex-showgirl, everything changes. The elderly woman turns up dead, and Joanna is pulled into a long-ago drama of back room deals, blackmail, and lost love. She must find a very real—and present day—killer before she becomes his next victim. 

Why Do Pirates Wear Earrings?

Why Do Pirates Wear Earrings?

Song of the Day

Good Hearted Woman Waylon Jennings and Willie Nelson - YouTube:

America's Last Remaining Cassette Tape Factory

Take A Look Inside America's Last Remaining Cassette Tape Factory

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Forgotten Hits: SWEET 16 SUMMER FAVORITES

Forgotten Hits: SWEET 16 SUMMER FAVORITES

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Michael Morgan, His Kind of Woman (Nine More Lives), Pyramid, 1954

I Miss the Old Days

Let's Get Physical #17: Montgomery Ward 1980

10 Scientific Benefits of Being a Cat Owner

10 Scientific Benefits of Being a Cat Owner 

Ann Morgan Guilbert, R. I. P.

NY Daily News: Ann Morgan Guilbert, beloved as the next-door neighbor on "The Dick Van Dyke Show" and seen recently on CBS' comedy "Life in Pieces," has died.

Release the Kraken!

Giant squid similar to Kraken found on Google Earth   

Hat tip to Jeff Meyerson.

Vintage Treasures: The Best of Clifford D. Simak, edited by Angus Wells

Vintage Treasures: The Best of Clifford D. Simak, edited by Angus Wells

Wednesday, June 15, 2016

Lois Duncan: R.I.P.

Mystery Fanfare: Lois Duncan: R.I.P.

Uh-Oh

Outback Steakhouse Introduces Loaded Bloomin' Onion

TV Taboos

Guide for Television, 1949  

Possibly NSFW.
Link via Messy Nessy.

Song of the Day

SILVER BIRD by MARK LINDSAY - YouTube:

A One-Legged Murderous Clown

In 1912, Chicago Had a One-Legged Murderous Clown 

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Or Maybe You Did

10 Facts About The English Language You Probably Didn't Know

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Bentz Plagemann, Downfall (Into the Labyrinth), Pyramid, 1952

10 of the World's Most Mind-Blowing Elevators

Take a Ride on 10 of the World's Most Mind-Blowing Elevators

License Plate Spotted in Traffic Yesterday


Chips Moman, R. I. P.

Rolling Stone: Grammy-winning songwriter, producer and guitarist Lincoln Wayne "Chips" Moman, who wrote and produced hits for Elvis Presley, Willie Nelson, Waylon Jennings, B.J. Thomas, Dusty Springfield and many others, died at a hospice facility in his hometown of LaGrange, Georgia, on Monday, one day after his 79th birthday.  

Hat tip to Jeff Meyerson.

I Miss the Old Days

Retrospace: The Vintage Home #26: Bathroom '80 (Part 2)

Peacemaker Winners

WESTERN FICTIONEERS ANNOUNCES THE 6TH ANNUAL PEACEMAKER WINNERS

Russ Winterbotham: Super-Science Fiction Writer

Russ Winterbotham: Super-Science Fiction Writer

Tuesday, June 14, 2016

W. L. Ripley Interview (Part 2)

The Storme Rages: Meet Wyatt Storme if you dare. 

Archaeology Update

Europe’s oldest prehistoric town unearthed in Bulgaria

Song of the Day

BOBBY DAY - ''OVER AND OVER'' (1958) - YouTube:

Get Out Your Checkbook

You Can Buy the House Where F. Scott Fitzgerald Wrote His First Book 

Today's Vintage Ad


The Trap of Solid Gold: "Game for Blondes"

The Trap of Solid Gold: "Game for Blondes"

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Dale Van Every, The Voyagers, Bantam, 1959

I Want to Believe!

Amateur astronomer films ‘UFO’ hurtling past Jupiter as he films night sky

Stuff You Can Buy in My Old Hometown


I Miss the Old Days

Retrospace: Magazines #55: Glamour (Nov. 1974)

As Is His Constitutional Right

Report: Man let kids pet alligator with its 'business end' unsecured   

Hat tip to Jeff Meyerson.

Overlooked Movies -- Northmen: A Viking Saga

It's hard for me to resist a B-movie about Vikings, especially one that's only an hour and a half long.  In Northmen, a sturdy band of Vikings, kicked out of their own country for not supporting the king, is shipwrecked on the coast of Scotland, where after climbing a cliff, they're confronted by a bunch of armed men.  (It's best not to ask how these men knew they were there.  Maybe they overheard them talking.)  The Vikings are heavily outnumbered, but they kill everyone except the one man who's required to escape and inform the king of the sad events.

Why inform the king?  Because locked in a wagon is the king's daughter, who's being transported to her wedding.  (Transported from where? Who knows?)  The king is naturally disappointed, and his evil mercenaries, one of whom kills the messenger, go after the Vikings, who are holding the king's daughter for ransom.

The Vikings meet a Christian monk who lives in a stone tower.  He's also mighty good with a rod and a staff.  When the mercenaries catch up and burn the tower everyone escapes into underground caverns.

After that it's mostly a "who's going to live and who's going to die?" movie, with lots of action and the one essential element to make the movie worthwhile -- a scene on a board bridge suspended across a gorge by ropes.  There's even (almost) quicksand!  If you're going to carp about "realism" and stuff, don't even bother with this one.

There's plenty of scenery, and the acting, by people I've never heard of, is adequate.  The mercenaries ("I think they're from Carpathia") are truly evil.  They howl and growl a lot.  But then so do the Vikings.

This isn't a movie I'd recommend to everyone, or even to anyone, but I had fun watching it.

Northmen: A Viking Saga

NORTHMEN - A VIKING SAGA - International Trailer - YouTube:

Monday, June 13, 2016

Margaret Vinci Heldt, R. I. P.

Chicago Sun-Times: If there’s any truth to “The higher the hair, the closer to God,” then Margaret Vinci Heldt was a high priestess. Without Mrs. Heldt — the Chicago beautician who invented the beehive hairdo in 1960 — Marge Simpson would be a lot shorter. Not to mention the B-52s, Brigitte Bardot and the Ronettes.  

Hat tip to Deb.

Michu Meszaros, R. I. P.

NY Daily News: Michu Meszaros, the entertainer who portrayed "ALF" in the popular 1980s sitcom, has died, TMZ reports.  

Hat tip to Jeff Meyerson.

Mad Dog Barked -- Rick Ollerman

Rick Ollerman just keeps on getting better.  Mad Dog Barked is a  Florida private-eye novel, but it's not about a lone wolf.  Scott Porter has small agency that employs several operatives, and they all get into the action when a client walks in with a first edition of a book by Edgar Allan Poe.  

I thought immediately that this was going to be a biblio-mystery, but I was wrong.  It becomes clear that the story's not about the book.  It's about the note that's enclosed in the book.  Before long the client's secretary and the client himself are dead and very bad people want that note.  Porter believes that because his client has paid him a huge sum of money, he still has an obligation, so he protects the note and continues to pursue the case, which becomes more and more complex.

Things are further complicated by the fact that Porter is in love with one of his employees, Trudy, who's married to a cop.  Trudy is also in love with Porter.  As I said, it's complicated.

Another famous P.I., Race Williams, once said, "My ethics are my own. I'm not saying they're good and I'm not admitting they're bad, and what's more I'm not interested in the opinions of others on that subject."  I think Scott Porter could say exactly the same thing.  You might not agree with all his choices, but you'll understand them.

Ollerman doesn't neglect the secondary characters, either.  He has plenty of material here if he wants to continue writing about Porter and his agency.  This is going to be a strong contender for a Shamus, I'll bet.  The book's not due until September (but you can order it now), so you heard it here first.

The First Woman to Drive Around the World

The First Woman to Drive Around the World Wore Men’s Breeches and Had a Pet Monkey 

Song of the Day

Percy Sledge - Take Time To Know Her - YouTube:

Don Henley Looks Back

Eagles' Complete Discography: Don Henley Looks Back

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Are Your Books Secretly Worth Millions?

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Jonathan Frid, Barnabas Collins: A Personal Picture Album, Paperback Library, 1969

No Comment Department

The period as we know it is dying. That's really not so bad.

John D and Me: James Clark

John D and Me: James Clark

Janet Waldo, R.I.P.

Janet Waldo, R.I.P.: Janet Waldo, whose career in entertainment stretched from motion pictures to radio to television to the world of cartoons, died this morning. The cause was a brain tumor and her age…well, no one's quite sure how old Janet was but she sure never looked or sounded it. Since she made her radio debut playing ingenue roles in 1940, it's safe to say she was in her nineties.

I Miss the Old Days

Mick Jagger's 1971 wedding was 'skin-crawlingly embarrassing'

Sunday, June 12, 2016

Letter-Writing Manuals of the 18th Century

Letter-Writing Manuals Were the Self-Help Books of the 18th Century: Need to kindly but firmly chastise your son for buying a horse? Read the manual.

Song of the Day

Neil Diamond - Brother Love's Travelling Salvation Show - YouTube:

The Story of Big Mouth Billy Bass

Something Fishy: Big Mouth Billy Bass

Today's Vintage Ad


First It Was the Thin Mint Melee

Women With Their Kids Assault McDonald's Employee For Being Too Slow: Cops  

Excellent mugshots.

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Michael Avallone, Hawaii Five-O, Signet, 1968

Yes

Can You Pick The Nicolas Cage Movie With The Highest Rotten Tomatoes Score

The Weird Week in Review

The Weird Week in Review

Archaeology Update

Revealed: Cambodia's vast medieval cities hidden beneath the jungle: The Australian archaeologist Dr Damian Evans, whose findings will be published in the Journal of Archaeological Science on Monday, will announce that cutting-edge airborne laser scanning technology has revealed multiple cities between 900 and 1,400 years old beneath the tropical forest floor, some of which rival the size of Cambodia’s capital, Phnom Penh.

Archaeology Update

Massive New Monument Found in Petra