Sunday, July 20, 2008

Once Again, New York Leads the Way

LAP-DANCE 'BORDELLO' - New York Post: "Sex with a porn star? $5,000.

Cocaine? Negotiable with the 'house dealer.'

Booze and Viagra? Bring your own.

The cold-cuts buffet? Gratis."

1 comment:

Todd Mason said...

"It was f- - -ing awesome!" one disappointed young customer told a reporter after showing up outside the padlocked club last night. "This was the greatest establishment."

--Apparently rather literally (in re: his first ejaculation). Well, the one dancer, presumably also pros, photographed is certainly cute enough.