Wednesday, August 06, 2008

Uh-Oh

Britney Spears to play lesbian killer in Quentin Tarantino film - Telegraph: "The singer was apparently chosen by the Pulp Fiction director to play dancer Varla in a remake of the 1965 cult film Faster Pussycat! Kill! Kill!

The movie sees three thrill-seeking strippers encountering a young couple in the desert.

Spears' character murders the boyfriend with her bare hands before taking the girlfriend hostage. The troubled singer will also have sex scenes with another girl before the drama ends in a blood-bath."

14 comments:

Anonymous said...

'll be the first in line to see this one, I can guarantee you that. It sounds fantastic.

Unknown said...

But it would be better with Paris Hilton.

Ivan G Shreve Jr said...

I agree with Bill...and that scares the hell out of me.

Anonymous said...

Miss Hilton will be too tied up with running the Country. Besides, she personally trained Brittney Spears and Lindsay Lohan. They can handle sleazey stuff from now on. All is going as well as I could possibly wish with the three of them.

Anonymous said...

Man, I have had it with this Hollywood typecasting!

Jeff

Graham Powell said...

There are three strippers in the film - why can't Britney, Paris, and Linsday all star?

Unknown said...

Sounds like a no-brainer to me, Graham.

Brent McKee said...

Who cares about the women (okay I do, and let's face it there's no real replacement for Tura Santana an Haji - Lori Williams not so much) my big interest is the cars. The strippers drove some great Euro-sports cars in the original, and even "the boyfriend" had a nice shiny MGB.

Anonymous said...

Is Tarantino doing this before or after his WWII movie, Inglorious Bastards? (That's the one I'm more interested in.)

Unknown said...

I wonder if either of them will ever get done.

Anonymous said...

Don't worry folks its been proven as just a rumor there is no truth in it.

Unknown said...

Dang.

Anonymous said...

Tura Satana update.

Jeff

Unknown said...

Thanks, Jeff!