If You Can't Come to Texas, . . .

. . . you can just watch TV.

Pretty damned: "From the very first frame, Dallas is written all over Fox's The Good Guys.

'5327 Elm St., Dallas, TX, 11:27 p.m.' it says on home screens before a cat burglar busts into a vacant home, deflects a cell phone call ('Can I call you back? I'm just steppin' into work') and makes off with a humidifier. This triggers a succession of serio-comic events involving a plastic surgeon, former Big Fat Greek Wedding star Nia Vardalos, a drug lord's 'second-best assassin in the world,' etc. There's a little to-and-fro time traveling, too. Enjoy. And you very probably will."