And Stay off Her Damn Lawn!

Local News | 86-year-old Columbia Sportswear executive fools robber | Seattle Times Newspaper: "Gert Boyle, the 86-year-old leader of Columbia Sportswear whose book describes her as 'One Tough Mother,' fooled a robber by tripping a silent alarm at her suburban home, summoning police and leading to the capture of a suspect.

She was roughed up when the robber tied her hands Wednesday afternoon, police said, but wasn't seriously injured."

Hat tip to Rosemarie Keenan.