Thursday, January 16, 2014

Uh-Oh

Kristen Stewart will star in a romantic remake of 1984

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

Romantic?

Huh?

Jeff

Todd Mason said...

Excuse me, Jeff, but HOW DARE YOU suggest KStew, the sullen ex-teen, can't bring romantic soullessness to the basic frame of rat torture and a boot stamping a human face forevs?

I mean, c'mon. She's brought (with the assist of her hack director and the hack source novelist and hack scripters) romantic angst to being eaten by the fetus she was carrying...this should be a snap. Or at least a stamp.

Unknown said...

Jeff is a curmudgeon. It's going to be epic, epic, epic.