First It Was the Thin Mints Melee

TBO.com, The Tampa Tribune and The Tampa Times: CLEARWATER — A 52-year-old woman faces a slew of charges, including one for attempted murder, after she sprayed her estranged husband in the face with hair spray, and attacked him with a hammer, knives and a screwdriver, the Pinellas County Sheriff’s Office said.

Hat tip to Walter Satterthwait.